FR0GS's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bank Rob]

good

RIT, isn't that the school with all those underground tunnels?

[Link vs Darklink]

please

this was well animated, but what does everything have to turn into dragon ball? if you clench your fists and grit your teeth hard enough, does your hair and clothes change color? mine don't

[Men At Arms: Chapter 1]

very good

I remember seeing the intro to this a while back. I think I may have even left you a review. If I did, I will say the same thing i did then: VOICE ACTORS!! I am one, there are many others as well. A voice reading the narration of this would make it OH SO much better. But still the movie itself is very good.

BARMan responds:

Believe me I looked a lot its not that easy to find someone who can really fit the role, if you would like to audition please send me an email I am always looking for voice actors.

[Halo Armageddon]

Good but,

not at NG users know Worms. And for good reason. IT'S FUCKING BORING AS SHIT TO PLAY. Boring game makes for a pretty boring movie. It was well done, but still didn't have enough to begin with to keep me entertained.

[MK vs. SF]

Ken?

Fuck Ken! Ryu always kicked his ass. Ken was just a wannabe.

[Random Acts]

Hilarious

I drive right by there all the time, in fact I think I was behind that SUV when it ran the woman over. I managed to drive around the body, but everyone else on the road hit her because they were on their phones.

... and they said 4 wheel drive was unnecessary on the streets of LA.

BADMAN responds:

An LA resident! I was hoping somebody would recognize it. Your neverending story is hilarious. Ahhhh Vaaalcoore!

[Boot to the Head!]

No... way...

I've never given out all 10's. But I had to on principal. Yes you even got a 10 for interactivity (the play button counts...).

I can't believe someone actually did this. I would have liked to see the whole skit animated out too. I mean... I've always wondered what Ed Gruberman looks like...

Anyways, the Frogs says: HELLZ-THE-FUKIN-YES

TmsT responds:

Cheers! I am honoured indeed.

[Knives!]

sweet

the guy in the car was the best part. esspecially the reaction shots after he pulls away. but yes, coulda used a bit more with the knives...

[Lock Your Doors]

right

I'm a little sick of these David Firth clone kids. Yours was Ok, but please please... originality is important too. You have skill in flash, use that to make an original idea PLEASE!

[If...]

Good, not great

I know that this is going to do better than it should.

-The minimalistic animation comes from laziness, not lack of talent. Seriously though, it was a bit TOO minimalistic for the content. The entire second half of your peom had no animation at all.

-A highly stylized movie like this works best when the poetry is really amazing. As in, the flash is mearly the medium, the words are the focus. Sorry buddy, but these lines are tired, derivitive and awkward. You tried to be deep, but you fall far short of the mastery you strive for.

This needs a re-write in my opinion. Needs some real thought provoking imagery/metaphores... I'm sure your relationship has enough emotion for you to be inspired. You just fall a bit short of actually translating that to your audience. Remember: I'm not you. I don't know what's in your heart. You need to bring me in and show me first hand. Your words have yet to do that.